| | Don't talk so loudly, and please stop talking so goddamn much. Jesus H. Christ. Also, don't video chat for over four hours in said loud-ass voice until after 3 am on a school night. I contemplate putting a bullet in the back of your head more times than I can count...basically whenever I hear your voice, saying something retarded. GOD I WISH YOU WOULD STOP SPEAKING RIGHT NOW.
Don't be such a fucking psycho. Muslims are not all car-bombing jihadists. Honestly? How the fuck can you go here; I thought I could escape stupid people here. Also, please stop telling people not to see Frost/Nixon because David Frost said it was completely inaccurate and a terrible movie. That's called "making shit up." After you left, I showed said people Frost's exact quotes because I knew you would flip a bitch because you were proven wrong/to be a fucking liar. Don't pretend like you have morals and tell me to become an ethical, unbiased journalist when you are a piece of shit yourself.
Please stop mooching off me constantly. You had an au pair, therefore you are fucking rich. The only reason I am here is because of financial aid. Please stop buying your weird fucking food that you don't even eat to use my awesome food that I bought with my work-study money that I use to support myself. Also, you are not funny and often need to shut your face.
Journalism freaks--get over yourselves. No one cares you read every single publication ever made, no one cares you had a column in your local terrible paper, no one cares you know the names of all the New York Times staff members. No. One. Cares.
To all the drunks in my dorm who get mad when people besides them party - be a little bit less drunk, and a lot a bit less stupid. Also, stop getting so high that your skin looks green and you pass out in my room.
Girl down the hall - you talk like a stuck-up moron and sometimes it's really hard to suppress laughter during your frequent whiny phone calls back home. Make your voice less annoying.
To all the people here who haven't managed to piss me off yet - I thank God for you. You make my life here better and make it easier to pretend like the rest of them don't exist.
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| | Posted 1/10/2009 11:43 PM - 35 Views - 6 eProps - 3 comments
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